Sunday, April 1, 2007

Funding 9/11 : Lord Chamberlain's Men

Tag Line : Bankers hedge their options and sometimes 9/11 happens.

Hindi Tag Line : Dhandha Dhandha hota hai. ( Business is Business!!!)

Gandhi aam admin nahi tha. South Africa ke pahele bhi. (गाँधी आम आदमी नही था – साउथ अफ्रीका के पहेले भी.)

Gandhi was son of Prime Minister of Pormandar. Coincidentally Bhutto was son of Prime Minister of Junaghad. Renouncing Royal ways can not ensure keep International Bankers away, especially when international borders are hazzy . “Extended family or friends" is where political and banking converge. Bankers even gujjus put money by just looking at resumes of the top shots. Don’t modern Investment bankers for startups :)

Sheth Haji Habib – funds & nurtures Gandhi in his first fight in South Africa.
Suchana to padega ki who/what/why encouraged Habib to do that. :)

Remeber Lord Chamberlain's Men & British East India Company were both established in 1600s by same people including Investment bankers.

Organizes Sep 11 ( 1906 ) :) People now call it "Satyagraha". English came in 1600s but coincidently found “Bangla Breakup” trick only in 1905.



Lallu ki Class - IIM Patshala

Tag Line : Lory (Story) sunake, sab ko jaga do.

Chapter A: People make themselves , But Positions are Created.

Backdrop :
Real 9/11 of International Banking – Fall of Second Bank of America.- Whig Party ~Rise~

Lalluism : Topi Pahena Shikho, Pagedhi ( turban ) uchalna nahi.

Wiki Story

· 1850s: Fall of Second Bank of America had left some bad experience in bankers mind. They first time understood the power of Govt to stop business. Govt first time realized how banking can be stopped to be monstrous. 'Whig party’ members were kicking their boots.Ironically Second Bank of America was founded for financing war of 1812. – War analyst will draw parallel to 1948 Indo-Pak war for Kashmir. Interchange with Newly born Expanding America-Canadian Militias. (Quebec). Ironically even today Americans are debating-what-made-war ????

Bankers were feeling Govt cannot ask to open and close as they wish. It is against basic civil rights too J. Bankers took some time to stand back on feet. International banking had literally had its “9/11”.

- History of Whig party and demise etc. Creation of 2 party ‘duopoly’ in US , UK.


Chapter B:    Champerlain frustration with Trade Policy Reform Failure.

 Lalluism : Dhandhe ka koi Ussul hata hai ?
 Dhandha Dhandha hoto hai, Iman se bhi dhandha Karo .
Bati koch bhi koro sorry I mean… Bati Koch bhi hojaye !!!!

Wiki Story
· Student Batch of 1850s realizes the effect of Banking Collapse. At that time one turns out to be Champerlain who faced challenges managing Chappal ( Shoe) business.
· To save his business, Champerlain has eventual rise to Trade politics through Municipality.
· But Joseph Chamberlain’s inability to introduce more ~~~~creative legislation~~~~~ at the Board of Trade as President was the cause of frustration for someone who had proven to be so effective in municipal politics.

Chapter C:   Champerlain becoming Colonial Secretary with Trade Goal

– Coins Imperial Federation

Lalluism : Humhe Caste Politics ka ant(end) lana hai. Kaya Kare ?
Raja Aap to Pradhan hum bane.
Strategy to help People find their Core Competence Inbuilt.

Wiki Story

· In spite of his huge popularity, Joseph Chamberlain SURPRISING selects – Colonial Secretary Position instead of Cabinet Big Posts.
·
Ideology : Rather than simple never ending Imperialism, Opportunities were present for the expansion of the British Empire and the ~~~reordering of imperial trade and resources~~~~. Furthermore, the Colonial Office would provide Chamberlain with the chance of pursuing the ambition of fostering closer relations between Britain and the settler colonies, aiming for the remolding of the empire on federal lines into a family of Anglo-Saxon nations.

Coins the term : Imperial Federation, India has Federal Nationalism.


Chapter D:   Habib’s South African connections & Diamond Business Interests.

Lalluism Tax Reform : 10 Rupiya pe 2 paise taz.
Par Priceless ke liya taz computer tax calutate nahi kar sakata . Quatum Comp bhi nahi.
Priceless trade only with Priceless. 
Infact Since there is no Net Gain to either Trading Party’s Wealth , Wealth Tax Exemption inbuilt.

Non Wiki Story

1900s : Habib had settled in South Africa and there were people who want Indian enterprise to explore big opportunists in South Africa offered by potential new laws. British Blue blood – Chamberlains were encouraging “trade in Empire” to beat America. Gujjus were wanting to get into African diamond trade. But for that ‘fair trade laws’ needs to reasonable. Most Gujjus were well-off but not very rich, since large scale funding and movement needs huge coordination and Willingness for Political risk. British traders had invented the Trade TOOL of License. Congress later mastered License Raj !!!

Chapter E:   Chamberlain - Gandhi Diplomacy: Abstract promises ; Subtle results.

Lalluism : Teri bhi chup , Meri bhi chup, warna Opposition Dandi WalkOut karega
Istafact se Kasi ne Ireland March bhi ki thi.
Par Teri Meri Souch Meli Kisse ?

Little Jonny’s ki dasathan – No matter what he says , it matters what people think.

Wiki Story

· Chamberlain had interactions with Mohandas K. Gandhi at the ~~~beginning~~~ of his political career. Although Chamberlain appears to have agreed with Gandhi that the treatment of the Indians was inappropriate, he was unwilling to take ~~~~~direct action~~~~~ against discriminatory legislation- which he had failed earlier. BUT now Story starts …

· Chamberlains had tried to stop Ireland mess before it happened, Sons tried to stop World War 1 and 2 - One became Prime Minister of UK and another Noble prize winner.
 · Ireland Nationalists guided ( taught the sytems to get rights in empire ) to Congress. e.g Annie Besant.
· Critical thinkers assume most nationalist do NOT like nations or empires to break but they want whole empire to prosper. They work to make it happen.


Chapter F:   Attempt of Duopolism in Political Financing for counterbalancing Social Unrest – Anti Semism.

Lalluism : Do billi Jagada kare to kiska fayada ?
Koi Ye nahi puchatha ke 10 chinti(ant) kyoi mari. Hedge Fund equation sikha do !! Multivariate Equations reductions and Local Maxima in Duopoly

Wiki Story

· Anti-Semism was growing, Smart people become successful but it was getting tainted with religious flavor.
·
Some politicians thought it was wise to create some resistance force ( ‘duopoly’ )so the empire do not complain about monopoly, so . Never helps to kill successful, but helps to create opposing force. Little assistance from establish community was even encouraged in silent corners of the successful community Just to say “ There is enough competition”. Helping Christians or Muslims was challenging options since it will ignite the opposite group. Need of the hour was find some small group on different basis - regional.

· Read between lines of the 2 ways of saving the (1) Land empire and (2) Finance empire - 1 war machine faction and other pragmatic coexistence. And more importantly how each is traded against another. If you were out of finance school as I am - It is like balancing short term assets and long terms assets :p


Chapter G:   Jinnah’s  death  -- 9/11 for Chamberlain-ism  Opportunity ;  Royal Trade....

Lalluism : Videshi Takat se Mat daro. Takat Videsh Par Fayada Desi.

Sikander ne bhi Ecliptical Equations se CharkaView Solve Kiya tha. Sikander se Pehle shir “Maya” Civilization ne Ecliptical Equations ke Khog ki thi.

Wiki Story

· Jinnah was inspired by Joseph even in dressing :) Wanted repeat of the earlier story.
· Starts with Finding another Habib.

 Why Royalty - diamond trade - International Banking. 

Royalty knew it might have to go into oblivion in larger interest of state. Renouncing royalty had only to do with their royal privy purse.But there was little provision for renouncing their royal code of conduct or their obligations to their tribe.

Goal-oriented social economic policy change may not always do proper justice to every single nation. For Gandhi , Nation could be as small as person to as large as country. Appropedia was just not invented. Less royals had face to save in public in large interest of Social-structure reorientation - one way was to trade their priceless possestion of palaces, private land , tax rights for priceless stuff. If you lakh , you might currency , crore you might buy gold diamond. Diamonds were portable real value.  Andrew Carnegie had a build Safe-place to keep stock and gold.

Less royals knew their best option was to undergo "Forced Migration" to cities or different countries or join politics to absolve themselves of obligations to tribe. Emperor without clothes is not the nicest feeling.Less Royals even lost their right to property in unsaid manner-open to mockery from local public. Nizam's Diamonds made him worlds richest person. Complex transactions with diamonds as trade currency interested International Bankers. Maybe something else was the sweetner in deal :)

Virtual tax exemption in-making - Tax haven. It is ironical than this tax haven for small period of time created some suprising good social results. Indian Royals had taken virtual loss in land and property dealing. Govt gained land. Govt donated some land to private santuaries. Most importantly : Royals are other promising options to choose other than only Politics

Capital was in abundance but their was "Assest depreciation" - against the law of economics. :) Capital was to be virtually directed to buying British factories in India eventually , founding stone of India Inc. Capital Markets & International Banking contacts etc eventually led some recovery. Note , In India State did not forcibly annex foreign property even after independence.While American had found love with German property.

Hedging the capital in diamonds and gold did help britishers getting fair value of their assest-creation during rule.Need to check the books of different transactions and few more good stories will emerge.

Chapter H : Empire sticks back !!!
  
Lalluism : Change the law of economics when challenged. Hedge National and State goals.
 Wondering Why involve International Bankers With Capital Presently want to buy back India Inc.?  [ 2007 dated .... ]

Complex web of alliances made just no ensure NO WAR happens, had clauses which probabilistically only ensured WORLD WAR. Cold War Politics of Total Destruction- Perinail destruction - Logic to avoid Every war just met its probabilistic event which can NEVER occur.

Complex  web of hedging alliances was to ensure India becomes federal nation. Funding , effort , glory , etc had to be shared in seemingly balanced way. But still needed Rubber stamp Head of state.

Empiral Misjudgement of gandhi might take law or violence as weapon for legal justice was another probabilistic event .

Passimist NonViolence was invention which turned the table for Joseph Champerlian strategy.


Jinnah was decent person to trust. If respectful power struggle between Nehru and Patel were well documented, there is just not enough evidence of similar debate in Muslim league surfaced. Jinnah's procastination of nationbuilding plan was bankers delight.Jinnah might had been thoughtfully invented "No action is best action" which Narishmaroa used effectively.
Absolutely no idelogical debate was easy target of International Bankers for manuvering future trade policies. For Jinnah it was procasting essential debate risking political turmoil and for British trade imperilizm was totally destroyed.

Baffour Declaration had all to do with Jews!! Think again. It was innovation@best by Champerlain Jr. It opened up event of nation having cultural base in foreign land. China and Japan follows Buddism but never ever shifted their cultural hotspot to India. Nor did INdia even attempt to claim the same. India respects Chinese classical mythical novel where "FEW good men " hunt down cultural treasures from down-south to save humanity. Never ever India even complained "nice you appreciate religion born here but be grateful to land-of-origin that we too deserve some share of credit for buddism even though we may not beat you in numbers." Thats the way Indian have been, Classics of Indian origin still rule Combonian to laos with Local prejudice but Indian thinktank respects prejudical localization as innovation and rightfully so. My mom too respects my religious innovations as 'Mordern'.

It was this probabilistic Uncertainty which payed way for Jinnah's state since there is no hedge for it. Creation of Israel collerated with pakistan creation.

Nehruian approach of claiming all of culvilazation as of Indian Origin too as consolence after partition was not to do good in long run. Pakistan claimed to be Islamic republic but best of south asian islamic learning center fourished in India. They got heavily funded right from Plan 1 without much resistance.

Gandhian Hedging of flourishing Islamic instutions was undone with "Concept of separation of Nation and state in place of origin". People historically accepted foreign faiths but they never shifted their culture of out of state.

Lalluism : Pahele aapna sacho , Par badame to dusaroka sacho.
Cooperative competion can create Market.
Process Innovation Karo - but CopyRight ko yaad raho (Wright karo.)

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[red]End of Class Tragedy.[/red]

[b]HOME WORK :[/b]

Lallu : Ok do not start crying.... Part of my Job. Education reform lana hai but tub tak HomeWork rahega.

OK I will give you options.

(1) Who Funded 9/11 .....

Difficult hai ke pukar sonkar I will second option. Aashi bhi IIM Mba Plan hi likhana janata hai, Execute karana nahi.

(2) Write a Plan to New Fund 9/11

Hint : Dil se likana , Dimag ( brain ) se nahi. Funding ka tension nahi leneka.
NOTE

US & UK laws encourages Open content - bring story public domain after 100 years.
“The Lord Chamberlain’s Men” - Name of the company where Willian Shakesphere worked for as actor and playwriter

Public Plea to Microsoft : Plzzzz Add Hinglish Spellchecker soon. OpensourceIndian Contribute J

Moral of Positive Spin story : Use innovative Spin everytime.

20 comments:

Chand said...

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Chand said...

Even before Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi visited South Africa, he had streaks of extraordinariness in him. He was the son of the prime minister of Porbandar. Coincidentally, Bhutto was the son of the prime minister of Junagadh. Simultaneously, around this time, international bankers has their bets to be laid and despite renouncing royal lifestyle, they will follow you if they should. Even bankers go through resumes before investing their funds.

Interestingly, it was Sheth Haji Habib who funded and stood by Gandhiji's side in his first fight in South Africa . But why would he do so?

Well, one just has to connect not-so-obvious but yet impossible-to-miss links.

Bankers burnt their hands badly owing to Government intervention bringing banking to a standstill through fall of second bank of America. In a way, it was the 9/11 of international banking. Joseph Chamberlain - British Blue Blood who was faced with challenges in his shoe business hit upon the idea of rising to trade politics to save his business. However he failed and couldn't bring the intended reforms. He was frustrated over trade policy reform failure which could had been as lucrative as Hunting-diamond-mines . However he chose the colonial secretary position instead of the much sought after top positions. There were reasons behind the decision though. Ideological wanted prosperity Not so much in Never-ending Brit ish empire expansion. Title in this office would also help Chamberlain to foster relations between England and its colonies.

Chand said...

Few men can have known such a reversal of fortune in so short a time.

Chand said...

Summary of My feeling or statement I want to make ::::

(1) Bankers never make money in simple interests. They only make money when UNREASONABLE THING happens... thing for which there is no ISSURANCE.

(2)Political class makes legistation to profit... and not make business easy

(3) British think tank of Chamberlian type MIGHT be making bets of all sides win with BRITISH win the MOST. He was sidelined.

Most Unrealistic ; probalistically things to happen in 20th century

(1) Country is made on Religious Lines - Isreal and Pakistan

(2) Country gets Independence by Non-violence.

(3) British SELL their lands factories in INDIA without fuss when they were very fussy in buying german at low price

(4) How political perception of WHat-is-appropriate-Status of India in Empire changed...

(5) What was Jinnah thinking might happen - he had no factories etc. Most likely he was maximising the deal which went wrong.

(6) Was Senior Bhutto etc eyeing post way before the birth of Pakistan. Was Jinnah just a tool.... pretty face only.

My guess Jinnah wanted to be Chamberlain type personality initially.... which went wrong..

Chand said...

The "Uganda Proposal"[edit]
When he first met Theodor Herzl on 23 October 1902, Chamberlain expressed his sympathy to the Zionist cause. He was willing to consider their plan for settlement near el Arish and in the Sinai Peninsula but his support was conditional on the approval of the Cairo authorities. When it became evident that these efforts were coming to naught, Chamberlain, on 24 April 1903, offered Herzl a territory in East Africa. The proposal came to be known as the Uganda Plan (even though the territory in question was in Kenya). The Zionist Organization, after some deliberations, rejected the proposal, as did the British settlers in East Africa. However, the proposal that Chamberlain made was a major break-through for the Zionists—Great Britain engaged them diplomatically and recognised a need to find a territory appropriate for Jewish autonomy under British suzerainty.
Tariff reform: Unionist split[edit]
Zebel explains Chamberlain's position by noting that for two decades before the Boer War, he was not a blind supporter of free trade as a goal in itself. Instead his goal was to both tighten the bonds of Empire and, simultaneously, solve Britain's domestic economic and political problems. He therefore merged political and economic nationalism in coming up with a formula for imperial preference in trade and tariffs.[8]
Chamberlain desired an imperial federation formed on the model of Bismarckian Germany to allow Britain to maintain its global role amidst the growing economic challenge of the United States and Germany. He wanted Imperial Preference in trade with the empire and tariffs on foreign imports. Chamberlain also believed that tariffs would generate finance for a scheme of old-age pensions and other social improvements. Such a programme would help Chamberlain secure the Unionists' hold on the West Midlands, and further enhance his power within the government. Chamberlain prepared to end the Free Trade consensus that had dominated British economics since the repeal of the Corn Laws in 1846.
In April 1902, Chamberlain dined with the Hughligans, a small parliamentary clique which included Lord Hugh Cecil and Churchill among its membership. Churchill recalled that
As [Chamberlain] rose to leave he paused at the door, and turning said with much deliberation, "You young gentlemen have entertained me royally, and in return I will give you a priceless secret. Tariffs! They are the politics of the future, and of the near future. Study them closely and make yourself masters of them, and you will not regret your hospitality to me."

Chand said...

THIS Man seem to have hang of problems to come..... KUDOS..

Yes he took care of British empire interests but he did not create problems , rather than attempted to solve the problem before it before unmanageable. BUT UNFORTUNATELY HIS PLANS were FAILING... Need to think WHY

Chand said...

Dollar is based on GOLD.
Rupee is based on Silver.
Why cannot something be based on Diamonds.

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Reserve bank of India does show its "Family Silver" .... why

Chand said...

7/17 --> Satta pe Satta

Chand said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF926PJ30LQ

Chand said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JjfXuziQc

Chand said...

what is 52 is gujju ?????

Chand said...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Patti_(film) What has this to do with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Lok_Sabha_vote_of_confidence

Chand said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCpXWdW2tD0&list=RDOCpXWdW2tD0&index=1 What do u see in this ?

Chand said...

Battle of Dimdim -- Beytî Dimdim
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There is a well documented historical account of a long battle in 1609–1610 between Kurds and the Safavid Empire.

Coming back to 1600s....... Why I Want Indian Foreign Policy to be summed up as "Civilizations of World" Unite.....

Chand said...

https://geohack.toolforge.org/geohack.php?pagename=Battle_of_Dimdim&params=37_21_36.46_N_45_10_15.08_E_

Chand said...

Maharani : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pari_Khan_Khanum


Pari hu main. muje na chuna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzB32ZScPS0

Chand said...

Then I would hoist the flag of rhymed speech to the sky.
I would resurrect Malaye Jaziri,
bring Ali Hariri to life
and give Faqi Tayran such joy
that it would fill him with admiration for ever.

Naya Tag line banana hai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MGReT9-cAg PARI KHAN AS BHUBBHUL 2

Chand said...

Then I would hoist the flag of rhymed speech to the sky.
I would resurrect Malaye Jaziri,
bring Ali Hariri to life
and give Faqi Tayran such joy
that it would fill him with admiration for ever.

Maharani : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pari_Khan_Khanum
AS https://youtube.com/watch?v=4MGReT9-cAg BULBULL2

I want her to be deity and talking about Battle of DIMDIM

Chand said...

Intermiggled story of 3 generation
(1) PARI KHAN
(2) KURD WOMEN in 1600
(3) Yazdi women of 2000

Chand said...

Chamberlain used anti-Catholicism to build a base for the new party among "Orange" Nonconformist Protestant elements in Britain and Ireland.[5][6] John Bright popularised the catchy slogan, "Home rule means Rome rule."